when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
- watching movies: fall in love with villain.
- watching tv shows: fall in love with villain.
- reading books: fall in love with villain.
literally i cannot read “don’t you know who i am” without hearing it like john mulaney says it
don’t you KNOW who i AM?
i’m strawberry alarm clock
oh i’m sorry
i didn’t recognize you
it’s just i don’t hang out in the one bar where you get free drinks