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estherlestange: Every once in awhile I’ll do something wrong or mess something up or just not do it perfectly. But I don’t really care until someone starts putting me down because of it. At first I feel bad about myself but then I look at that person laugh and quitly in my mind say…
andy-sambergs: One of these days, I will find a place that has a nickel shot night. I will then summon all of the John Mulaney fans from around the country and we’ll go and get wasted. And then maybe we’ll chug some perfume/ whiskey, scream “Fuck da police” to a policeman’s face, and engage in other such activities. I’ll grab the old family photos!
Just got my Hunger Games premire tickets. #WINNING
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Amy: If we got married, our children would have really, really red hair.
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philosophiesofacritic: For example: I don’t find Channing Tatum attractive at all. I actually think he’s rather funny looking. Sign me up for the lanky guys: Yes please. A thousand times yes. I SECOND THAT
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Bo Burnham interview on the set of SinBin.
Q: You’re an Internet celebrity, aren’t you?
A: That’s an oxymoron, but sort of, sure.
Q: How did your fame get started?
A: I recorded stuff in my bedroom when I was younger—16—put them on YouTube and they went viral. I don’t know how they end up anywhere. I’ve only put stuff onto YouTube. It feels like we’re missing a vital step …It was featured on a site called Break.com. And it got like a million views in one day. The flaming on the Internet message boards kept me humble and shaped a lot of my adolescent perspective. The first comment I ever read was “go-go gadget faggot.”
Q: Who’s your favorite person on this set, so far?
A: I think all the actors agree that it’s themselves.
Q: Who’s going to be the first person to hook up in the Sin Bin?
A: Probably myself and myself. [The time] between takes can get long and lonely.
Q: Your least favorite person?
A: Probably myself. It’s the self-hatred that drives you.
Q: God, you are an arrogant fuck.
A: You know, it’s not arrogance; it’s solipsism. You see, arrogants [sic] are pricks. Solipsists are pricks who use big words.
Q: Tell me a joke.
A: [Long, thoughtful pause] This is the one that had me dying in fifth grade. What do you call the space between an old woman’s breasts? Her belly button. What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast? If we don’t pull ourselves together soon people will think we’re nuts. Oh, man, fifth grade, I was like king of the school for those two.
Q: Were you a class clown?
A: Oh, no, I was the kid in the back saying, “Will that kid quit quoting Borat?” The class clown is the kid that gets up and is like, “Oh that’s what she said.” That kid needs to die in a car fire.
thegirlwiththetemporarytattoos asked: Hey. We are totally going to go to your house and make either a "Shit Sherlockians Say" video or a "Shit Whovians Say" video. IT IS WRITTEN IN THE SCRIPTURES AND ANY ARUGEMENT YOU KNOW HAVE IN INVALID.
Person: Can you please stop referencing The Hunger Games in all of our conversations please
Me: I just can't afford to think like that