look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Just kidding, I’m so strong.
La Belle et La Bête  — Film Trailer.
Starring Vincent Cassel and Léa Seydoux, La Belle et La Bête opens in France on the 12th of February 2014.
An embedded version! Oh, I’m giddy with excitement.
TRANSLATION if you’re interested:
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a rich merchant whose favourite daughter was named Belle. During a terrible storm, the merchant lost his fortune and his family found itself ruined. But luck came to them once again…
Merchant: My children, I think we are saved.
Belle’s sister 1: We need new dresses! Perfume, and…
Belle’s sister 2: We’ll make a list.
Belle’s sister 1: Be sure not to forget anything.
Merchant (to Belle): And you? What shall I bring back for you?
Belle: I would just like a rose.
Narrator: Lost in the forest, the merchant made an extraordinary discovery…
Merchant: Is someone there?
Merchant (looking at the dinner table): Incredible, everything is here. (unfolds list to look at rose drawing) Well, almost everything.
Narrator: …that would change the life of his family.
Beast (angry): Are my gifts not enough for you? For whom do you want this rose?
Merchant (scared): For my youngest daughter.
Merchant (to his children): He said “a life for a rose”.
Belle’s brother: And if you disobey him?
Merchant: Then we will die. All of us.
Belle’s brother (running out after his father): No, Father!
Belle (to the horse): Show me the way to the castle and take me to this Beast.
Belle (to the Beast): My name is Belle. I have come to trade my life for my father’s.
Beast (whispers): Do not think to escape. The forest would close in on you.
Belle: To whom does this castle belong?
Beast: Everything here belongs to me.
Belle: You speak the same way as any other man. It’s rather disappointing.
Beast: I could fulfill all your desires.
Belle: You dress yourself like a prince, but you are nothing more than a cruel and lonely beast.
Beast: What do you know about me? Nothing!
Belle: Perhaps it is convenient for you to never think of your past.
Beast: You’re right. You fill an enormous space (/emptiness).
Belle: Let yourself go.
Man: It comes from the abandoned castle. If I take you there, you get the rest of the treasure and you erase my debt.
Beast (to Belle): Should you not return, I would die.
Belle: Let me go back to his side. It is my only wish. My only desire.
The Beauty and the Beast: The legend is reborn in cinemas on 12th February 2014