*triumphantly pulls snapback out of top hat* do you believe in swagic?
He was a Lannister of Casterly Rock, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard; no sellsword would make him scream.
Sunlight ran silver along the edge of the arakh as it came shivering down, almost too fast to see. And Jaime screamed.”
“Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.”
MODERN AU TIEM WHERE BRIENNE IS THE FIRST WOMAN EVER TO BE ALLOWED TRAINING AT THIS FAMOUS BOXING GYM HENCE THERE IS NO CHANGING ROOM FOR WOMEN AND THE POOR GIRL IS TRYING TO MAKE THE QUICKEST CHANGE EVER WHEN IN PRANCES THE FAMOUS CHAMPION JAIME LANNISTER WHO IS JUST COMPLETELY UNFACED ABOUT HER BEING THERE LIKE “YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A DUDE AND PROBABLY GAY ANYWAY SO WHY SHOULD I CARE NICE ASS BTW”
New Divergent exclusive: It’s time for Tris to trust her instincts, close her eyes, and leeeeapp….
Here’s what director Neil Burger had to say about shooting this pivotal scene.
i’m not a theon fan even remotely i think he’s a poo but seriously we don’t need all these extended torture scenes jesus christ almighty
Shhh… yes we do
I’ve never met a lesbian. Do you all wear vests?
Target Lady, SNL (via come-to-olya)
I ship Reek and Ramsay.
I’m a sick monster
Game of Thrones Sex Tip 11
Slowly and seductively open the moon door, and then proceed to shove your partner out of it.
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